Quotes from the Movie Good Morning, Vietnam
Hey, we're back. That last few seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, "Walkin' In The Wind." And now, here are the headlines. Here they come at you right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia, and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed that the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope-on-a-Rope. That's right. Pope-on-a-Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you.
Adrian Cronauer
Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.
Adrian Cronauer
James! Nice, shiny green suit. You look like an Oriental leprechaun.
Adrian Cronauer
You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.
Adrian Cronauer
I don't know. I may go downtown, look for a Vietnamese man named Phil. Or I may just stay here and listen to old Pat Boone records, try and find some hidden meaning-- 'cause basically I believe that that man is a misunderstood genius.
Adrian Cronauer
Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle. Why? Because it matches with the green! The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me.
Adrian Cronauer
You know, you're in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.
Adrian Cronauer
Know about the bombing, Sparky. No wonder you hauled ass. You were my friend. I trusted you. You hear me?
Adrian Cronauer
It's unbelievable. Five months in Saigon and my best friend turns out to be a VC. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME!
Adrian Cronauer
That's Marty Lee Drywitz. He's impeccably clean. This man has cleaning products shipped in from Wisconsin. He's also one of your roommates, so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.
Edward Garlick
My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.
Edward Garlick
It zoomed right by, just the way they say it does. Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds from my dad's dichondra plants, arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage. Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.
Edward Garlick
Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to do comedy. It's not in your blood.
Edward Garlick
I live to collate, sir.
Edward Garlick
You know, it wouldnÃt kill you people to salute me once in a while.
Lieutenant Hauk
